Hollywood Smiles

I thought it would be practical to find a dentist whilst I'm stateside. I went for the first interesting one I could find. In retrospect this may have been a mistake.

Somehow I think I ended up at VIP Smiles, which turned out to be a surreal place, aimed mainly at black celebrities. The walls were covered in signed headshots and you could watch your choice of films while having your teeth worked on. Not sure I'm going back, it was more of a freaky experience than someone I'd trust with my knashers.

Not sure who these people are

Ahh... Common, I recognise him!

The big book of the DVDs you can watch while having your fillings done

Her card. I think this was first sign when I walked in that this was a bad idea and not really the place for me. She has sparky gloss over her heavily retouched photo.

For the record she looked nothing like this, I'm guessing that photo was at least 10 years old.