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This is not only my first piece of US junkmail. 

I'm also pretty sure it's the first piece of junkmail I've received with a Yiddish headline.

For those who don't get down with Yiddish:

Schlep

   [shlep]  Show IPAverb, schlepped, schlep·ping, noun Slang .

–verb (used with object)

1.

to carry; lug: to schlep an umbrella on a sunny day.

–verb (used without object)

2.

to move slowly, awkwardly, or tediously: We schleppedfrom store to store all day.

(with thanks to dictionary.com)